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The Creative Issue – News for Creatives | July 12, 2020

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Pimp My Instagram

Pimp My Instagram

| On 17, Apr 2014

Are you sick of your Instagram feed being filled with the same old narcissistic, self-absorbed and self-conscious sluzzas who have more sexual partners than insta followers? Sick to death of that weird, fake smile that young girls keep doing that makes them look like they are constipated and in pain? Me too, which is why I am going to pimp yo Instagram and add a bit of flayva to your feed. Thigh gap try-hards not included.

thefatjewish

The Fat Jew is hands down the funniest man on Instagram. He is offensive, insensitive and politically incorrect which coincidentally makes his posts brilliant and hilarious.

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mrpimpgoodgame

Self-appointed leader of the selfie movement, Mr Pimp Goodgame’s Instagram account is incredible. Selfie game strong, Mr Pimp Goodgame. Selfie game STRONG.

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grandmabetty33

Grandma Betty is the definition of awesome. At 80 years old, this great grandmother has close to half a million followers (including Pharrell Williams) as she uses Instagram to document her battle with cancer. Oh, and did I mention Grandma Betty can pout like a champion. Back down, Miley Cyrus.

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humansofny

Humans of New York is refreshing, restoring, honest and beautiful. Each photo tells a tiny story of the people wondering the streets of New York and makes you realise just how unique we all are. It also makes you realise how much we are all the same.

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genevieveskinner

What, how did my instagram get on this list? How embarrassing. BUT if you love black and white filter, drunken squinting and Beyonce’s ass then you are going to love my instagram account.

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Instagram doesn’t have to be a never-ending stream of selfies and food. Get following and consider your insta pimped.

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